nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

I can not reblog this enough times


I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and I still can’t breathe I think there are tears oh lord someone get me my inhaler

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

My nana has that and it’s fucking annoying like I house sit for her and she gets annoyed when the power bill is high and it’s like I’ve had to keep the dehumidifier on 24/7 to dry out the sodden carpet in front of the shower what do you want from me

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

wigwum:

me in the club

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me at family parties

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epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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(Source: braingremlinmovedblogs)


(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

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