if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
i have more selfies than friends
if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
when you’re in bed and you’re not comfy so you keep moving and your cat’s like DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE I WILL CUT YOU