gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

(Source: moistbottom)

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle)

Sometimes I remember how you smelt like sweat and fruity musk and sadness

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes