beyonseh:

smh. she warned us. and we weren’t ready at all.

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing)

taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

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tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunication)

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

(Source: pemsylvania)


(Source: kpfun)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)