dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence


sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

when you’re in bed and you’re not comfy so you keep moving and your cat’s like DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE I WILL CUT YOU